not-a-flyingtoy:

I have a superpower it’s called being horny 24/7


I have a superpower it’s called being horny 24/7


Ask me “have you evers!”


mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via deair)


mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via sas-quatchhh)


wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

(via theaadventureye)


captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(via australiansanta)


not-a-flyingtoy:

To magnify your orgasm eat a strip of bacon it’s super effective


To magnify your orgasm eat a strip of bacon it’s super effective


(via magstah)